Hi! My Name is Tynan...

I'm an egomaniac vegan pickup artist who sold everything and is traveling around the world. I generally do whatever I want whenever I want, even when I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea. I like singing gangsta rap, writing, working out, working on my business, traveling, and finding adventure. I always wear a sequinned hat with stars on it.

This Site Is About...

Better than Your Boyfriend is about self improvement. I'm talking about getting off the beaten path, forging your own interesting life, and living outside the box. Doing what you dream of doing. Relentless pursuit of excellence. No filler, rehashed ideas, or feel-goodery that doesn't bring results.

Chain Recovered! (And Other Updates)

  • That girl who I accused of having the chain DID steal it. Even though I suspected her, I was shocked. What a bitch. Anyway, she is giving it back. But… I wanted to wear the chain for Krunkeoke last night, so I bought a new one.
  • Jonah and I are going to get on the Amazing Race. The only problem is that we just got the idea yesterday and our videos and applications need to be in by tomorrow. Based on what we’ve worked out so far, and our stellar personalities, I don’t see how it could even be possible that we WOULDN’T get on the show.

    Also, I can’t imagine how we wouldn’t win. I plan on running every day, lifting weights every other day, and learning 1-2 more languages by the time the show films in June.

  • I’ve got some killer stories coming up soon here, so Bookmark this bad boy now. Included are :
    • What it’s Like Living With Courtney Love
    • Road Tripping in a 40 foot School Bus
    • Accidentally Exploring the Longest Cave in America
    • Why Many People Should Drop Out of School
    • The Secret Tunnels under UT
  • Oh, and for people interested in the polynapping - it’s going great. I’ve had two days where I’ve basically had 19-20 hours of productive time that I’ve worked.

Me at Krunkeoke Last Night
Me at Krunkeoke Last Night

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