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Hi! My Name is Tynan...

I'm an egomaniac vegan pickup artist who sold everything and is traveling around the world. I generally do whatever I want whenever I want, even when I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea. I like singing gangsta rap, writing, working out, working on my business, traveling, and finding adventure. I always wear a sequinned hat with stars on it.

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Better than Your Boyfriend is about self improvement. I'm talking about getting off the beaten path, forging your own interesting life, and living outside the box. Doing what you dream of doing. Relentless pursuit of excellence. No filler, rehashed ideas, or feel-goodery that doesn't bring results.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 10 November 2005
Tags: Polyphasic

I overslept by 3.5 hours. I didn't even hear my stupid alarm clock. Now I'm pissed.

I'm going to set up a whole stereo in there and aim it at my face.

I'm also going to use a dedicated computer, rather than my laptop, so that nothing will interfere with it.

Actually, I'm probably still pretty close to being on track. I'm skipping this next nap, so it should be fine. It's just disappointing beecause I was doing so well.

Oh, and I woke up to miss my hair appointment and to find out that my car needs thousands of dollars of repairs.