Hi! My Name is Tynan...

I'm an egomaniac vegan pickup artist who sold everything and is traveling around the world. I generally do whatever I want whenever I want, even when I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea. I like singing gangsta rap, writing, working out, working on my business, traveling, and finding adventure. I always wear a sequinned hat with stars on it.

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Better than Your Boyfriend is about self improvement. I'm talking about getting off the beaten path, forging your own interesting life, and living outside the box. Doing what you dream of doing. Relentless pursuit of excellence. No filler, rehashed ideas, or feel-goodery that doesn't bring results.

Triple Monitors : Why Going out of Business is Fun

Want to know what the best part of your business coming to a screeching halt is? LOOTING. I had a very successful business for 6 years that I recently stopped. It was good money, but was a lot of stress and not particularly rewarding. I had several state of the art computers at the office, so I looted them today. Now I have three monitors instead of one, and a sweet ass water machine.

Triple Monitors

Also, I went to Home Depot Jacob the Jeweler and got some sick bling today. Composed mostly entirely out of stainless steel fine platinum, it weighs in at 6 pounds. Besides being horribly uncomfortable around the neck, it punches me in the stomach with the lock as I walk. I consider the purchase an overwhelming success. One of my good friends is throwing a party tomorrow night, and I plan on rocking the chain.


Huge Blinging Chain

Coming tomorrow… what it’s like when people think you’re a celebrity… (really)

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2 Responses to “Triple Monitors : Why Going out of Business is Fun”

  1. Cristie Says:

    Hi there Tynan,

    Great fashion sense!

    Austin is a nicce place. Im writing because I thought Id take the opportunity to ask what it is like living there.
    Are you a graphic artist, or painter?
    im an artistic odd-job, and considering going into property development and thinking about moving to Austin primarily as an interior designer.

    Would be nice to chat with you about it.

    Cristie

  2. Joe in Hawaii Says:

    i think i’m in love. u rock.

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